bats live in houses too.
This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
Hello, unemployment. #foreveralone #tullamoredew #martinisjustcause (Taken with instagram)
No more heartbreak. (Taken with instagram)
TINA! OUR IDEA
WHY WOULD YOU GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF MAKING YOUR OWN CHOCOTACOS AND PUT NUTS ON THEM!!! Srsly. Although the chocolate ice cream one looks amazing.
I absolutely love people with personality, intellect, goals and motivation and the confidence to do it all.
Running joke time
my dad overheard a man say, “Jesus made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!” while we were in the pool. My dad lost his shit, and almost drowned laughing. This has become our running excuse for literally everything in the South. This is also my excuse for not wanting to live here, even though it seems every business in this town is hiring, and cigarettes are still $4 a pack. But back to the best part. We keep trying to figure out how someone should have responded….do you tackle the homophobic part first, or just the part that Jesus didn’t make anybody.
Then we went to the aquarium, and we start noticing that a lot of fish look like they just kind of stopped mid-evolution. The joke there was that, like Red Light Green Light, or Musical Chairs, someone yelled STOP and you had to stop evolving no matter what you looked like. My dad had some gems like “fuck, but I need legs!” and “goddammit, I’m still a plant!”.
Basically, my dad has been keeping me laughing the entire time we’ve been in Tennessee.
